T-shirt: Captain Dons Cap

It's good to have the Standard Operating Procedure on you at all times, just in case of fire in the cabin. It might just save your live! …A-a-although, of course, an air accident is statistically incredibly unlikely!!

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Design (C) me
Cabin Pressure (C) John Finnemore